damnsexydirkstrider: lolinepeta: lolinepeta: one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with one bite and i dont know how i was 4 am tumblr user lolinepeta planned to feed his pet dog so hard, he became a measurement of time.
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: I FUCKIbg LOVE POKEMOnN
Greek Pantheon Asks
Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
Apollo: Favourite song?
Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
Artemis: Favourite animal?
Athena: Do you have any special talents?
Demeter: Favourite food?
Dionysus: Favourite drink?
Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?
lordwhat: Have you noticed 9/10 times when Misha tweets a picture it’s him looking really pissed off or confused about his surroundings
beau-friend: queer hogwarts kids making buttons w/ preferred pronouns on them that are charmed to yell when ppl use the wrong ones
alphamccall: [MUFFLED RAY MAKING KUNG FU NOISES IN THE DISTANCE]
bobbiebomber: Seriously supernatural is the only show that can have us crying when a dude tries to buy another dude porn
queendeanwinchester: queendeanwinchester: queendeanwinchester: i might have just downloaded sims for the sole purpose of finally giving the winchesters a happy god damn life so the house fucking burnt down with their elder inside Guys please stop reblogging Mary’s ghost is haunting the boys it’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
bigrnac: lets play “how rude can i be until you realize i dont like you”